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Diamond Dave’s Ninjy School

September 3, 2009 | Author: Matthew | Filed under: How-To, Martial Arts, karate, self defense

Every now and then a video pops up on the internet that is so amazing it hurts my brain. Thanks to Gregory Lehtimaki of the Ikigai Facebook Fan Page, I have a new one to share with you.

For your pleasure and education, this is Diamond Dave’s Martial Arts Instructional Video. Please note that he is very serious about his skills, and is in no way doing a ’spoof’.

First of all you got your judy chop. Then of course your karate chop. Finally, but not leastly, your ninjy chop. In a weird way it makes sense. James Bond/Austin Powers would do ‘judo chops’ to people’s necks. Karate people chop boards and bricks straight downward. And ninjas…well naturally they do the most sneaky chop of all!

I never woulda thought of using a normal can o ‘baccer as a ninja star. I really need to take up chewing.

You may be wondering to yourself, yea it looks great on film. But how does Diamond Dave’s style work in real life? Wonder no longer:

Lil Wayne just got chopped to high heaven. Granted…Diamond Dave was trying to pimp out his lady for bologna sandwiches, or something like that, but even still that poor man should never have stepped onto the stage. Too dangerous.

Question – when Dave mentioned Kung Fu, why did they cut to the Asian girl? Like she was going to have some instinctively Asian reaction?

Anyway your right, if that’s the only part that bothers me then I wasn’t paying proper attention.

There are two more episodes of Dave’s Jerry Springer exploits. The first is located here, wherein Dave shows off some moves against a security guard and lil Wayne’s girl starts to fall for the ninja. The second is here where Dave faces his fiercest opponent yet.

Epic times in the deep south.

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  • kansascitybbq
    dont try this on yer kids,yer cats or yer dogs and rember dont go ninjain no body that dont need ninjain
  • bbdlee
    Who is Diamond Dave really? What's his real name???
  • abudhabilist
    That. Is. ACE.

    You gotta admire his passion - and let's face it he may be the leading edge of an underbelly of resistance fighters.
    Fighting against TV guides I suspect...

    Wish I could Ninjy chop. Think I've been Judy chopped.
  • These are really funny. Thanks for posting them. I do have a small quibble -- being in North Carolina, I'd like to point out that West Virginia isn't part of the South. ;)
  • fadedgemini
    In reallity and by technical anything below the mason-dickson line or west virginia is the south.. And who really know what state this guy is from?
  • another dave
    He's actually from East Tennessee. I've talked to his brother.
  • bbdlee
    What is his real name? Who is he really??
  • That's a fair quibble cheri!
  • If I had a case of the Muuunnndays, they're gone now.
  • kungfukids
    Y'all been doing sum goood Kung Foooo fightin'

    That's clips wicked, I love how he demonstrates his chop and kick but when the fight kicks off he decides to shoot in and roll on the ground. Classical Kung Fu fighting... Good job these guys are 'ripped up' physically too : )

    Amazing!
  • Mmm Watching that last video (part 3) makes me conclude that Dave's system is flawed...
  • Tragically yes. It happens to the best of systems I guess.
  • Oh my goodness! I hadn't thought someone would go on Springer to perform "judy chops". WOW!
  • bobpatteson
    Ha! I found that first one about a year ago. I did not realize he was so famous that he had appeared on Jerry!
  • His stock rose high enough I guess. No one can keep Diamond Dave down.
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